REALITY BYTES

Last night, on the Greatest American Dog show, Ron and Tilman bit the dust. Seems that the judges did not like Ron’s photography skills, or creative flair. One of the judges on Greatest American Dog, actually said that Ron’s choice of pictures he entered for the photo shoot competition, was the worst picture of a bulldog ever seen.

All of the dog contestants in the Greatest American Dog, had a photo-shoot competition, with a professional “dog” photographer doing the actual shooting of the dogs. A mood theme, was the topic for the contestants.

Each participant was given a mood theme for their dog, to capture in a photo. Ron had to work with Tilman, to capture “Lazy” as his theme. Tilman always looks lazy.

The photo shoot competition last night on Greatest American Dog, should have been in the bag for Tilman, to capture this “lazy” mood.

The panel of judges on Greatest American Dog, are a slippery trio. Last night, they were uncompromisingly, unified in their moods. The panel seemed to be obtuse and very judgmental, after all; they are the judges. They gave Ron no slack, and were unanimous in their decision to vote Tilman off of Greatest American Dog.

This is a clip of Tilman, being Tilman. This guy can do something; that the judges can only dream of doing; he is a skateboarding freak.

The Greatest American Dog show, will be sorely missing Ron and Tilman. They both added a certain flavor to this reality competition, that can’t be replaced.

I Want To Work For Diddy has all of the elements of another VH1 reality based competition. Oh, wow! I Want To Work For Diddy is a another VH1 vehicle! Well, is anyone really surprised?

Sean “Diddy” Combs is looking for a new personal assistant, and VH1 is helping Diddy find one. I Want To Work For Diddy premiers on VH1 August 4th, this  Monday. We will get to meet some contenders, all vying and dying for the position that Diddy’s other assistant vacated.

Diddy tells us that he is the best celebrity to work for, not the easiest. One of Mr. Combs’ former assistants only got about 5 days off, in three years. This says a little bit about the “Diddy”, way of life. He is a driven man! He is an OCD man! Diddy is not necessarily, a man of all seasons. “Diddy World”, only has one season. If this show takes off, then VH1 will give I Want To Work For Diddy, another season.

The competition should be interesting. This might be the very first time that we will see contestants, denied sleep. Diddy does not believe his next assistant needs to have any, because Diddy is a very busy taskmaster. In essence, these contestants will be put to tasks, only a mere few would attempt. We should not pity these contestants. I Want To Work For Diddy, equates to “I am into self-abuse”. After all, no one is making these people become contestants for a job.

Given time, the winner of this new reality competition will lose the job, because VH1 will have to create I Want To Work For Diddy, the second coming of Diddy. This will premier on VH1, sometime next year, if enough of you viewers tune into this first season.

This is a video byte of the I Want To Work For Diddy, trailer.

In the end, many will watch I Want To Work For Diddy, to see what type of person really wants to give up their life and become involved in slave labor. You have to respect Mr. Diddy for being nice enough, to let VH1 tape this show around him. It is a rare glimpse into “Diddy World”, where Mr. Combs is the star and relishes in the role as a “the nicest man to work for”.

Welcome to the VH1 stable of reality stars, Mr. Diddy. Thank God you already have a nickname, otherwise the show would give you one. I can think of a few good names for you already!

Don’t forget to tune your cable dial to VH1 this Monday, for the premier of I Want To Work For Diddy. It promises to be a really big hit!

Episode 4 of I Love Money, Mr. Boston is eliminated from the I Love Money, reality game show. This VH1’s answer to “reality, for cash”, is addictive. You can’t watch this show, without seeing a train wreck in motion. Even the host has a very hard time being a VH1, I Love Money; host. It’s almost as if, this whole show was a project to cast the most inane of contestants, that can’t seem to follow the script.

Well, there is no script, except for the cast trying to get through this episodic series of challenges. It is a gauntlet, without rhyme or reason. In other words, it is one of the trashiest reality shows to be watching, right now. At the end of every weeks episode of I Love Money, it will leave you feeling like; you are a quantum genius.

More to the point, episode 4 was a total disaster. The alliances were made, yet all of the contestants involved, chickened out at the last moment, to eliminate “White boy”.

“Six Pack” made alliances to get White boy up on the chopping block, yet they all failed, because they were intimidated by the man. Oh, well.

I Love Money, will be interesting to see through, to the end. So many of the contestants barely know their own zip codes, let alone what getting through this show will take.

This is a video clip of Mr. Boston in better times. Much thanks to “The Soup”.

Mr. Boston will be sorely missed by many. He added a certain flavor to this show, that can’t be replaced. Who else will parade around the compound in thongs? Who else will be around to jump into a shower, without warning, when Brandi is already in it? What other male contestant can cry at the drop of a threat?

Mr. Boston, you will certainly leave a void that no one else on I Love Money, or wants too.

In the end, Six Pack eliminated Mr. Boston from I Love Money. This was Mr. Boston’s only real friend in the house.

Tiffany Pollard, aka; “New York” is taking her I Love New York series to Hollywood in just a few short days, via - VH1. I hope she drags her mom, Sister Patterson along with her.

Tiffany’s mom needs her own show, truly. Although, together these two women would put Batman and Robin to shame, when it comes to getting down and dirty. New York, even on Mars, will always be a VH1, hot commodity. Put this show in Tinsel Town and we should get rare glimpses of the underbelly of life in Hollywood, an the other side of the tracks. New York Goes To Hollywood is bound to touch us in some very strange places.

VH1 made New York Goes To Hollywood a signed deal earlier into this past year, then put it the whole project into production.

So, just what is New York going to do in Hollywood, that she couldn’t do outside of it? Acting lessons, casting calls, hooking up with the “in” people, etc.

Caution: This video byte is R rated for language. If you are below the R rating, don’t view this clip.

This video clip speaks volumes for what New York Goes To Hollywood is going to be about.

Looks like VH1 has done it again! They shot for the lowest common denominator and have a big, mega super deluxe reality show, that will have some of us; rolling on the couch, choking our popcorn as we watch Tiffany Pollard become a real movie star. I know, I will be there for, New York Goes To Hollywood!

Last night’s episode was a good one. The teamwork to win the competition on The Greatest American Dog, was a gauntlet of different tasks that needed to be accomplished in a record time, for one of two teams to win. The winning team would not be up for any elimination this week. It was a very close game!

Unfortunately for David and Elvis, they ended up on the loosing team and had to go before the panel of judges, along with the others.

When The Greatest American Dog panel of judges caught wind of why Elvis, a Russell Terrier, was kept on his leash; this was the end of The Greatest American Dog show, for David and Elvis.

This is the real reason, behind the eviction. It’s the famous Elvis and Tillman scrap.

Laurie, one of the contestants on the show, told the judges all about Elvis being a threat to the other pets in the house. The Greatest American Dog panel, actually got upset with Laurie for being a snitch. Once the judges were privy to Elvis’ erratic behavior though, it made for a tough decision that led to David and Elvis leaving the house.

No sooner than you can say Big Brother 10 - HOH, Keesha wins it and those two evil ones, Libra and April are all over her. You would have thought Keesha had a half million dollars on her and was going to share it with these two, Big Brother evildoers.

Both Libra and her blonde, natural boobed henchwoman, April, were plotting to throw Keesha under the Big Brother bus, at a moments notice. Keesha is was no dummy and knew the score. She made an alliance with these two Big Brother sisters, earlier in the season and hated the pact she made with them both.

Now, with Keesha in “Head of House” for the week, Big Brother says; she is running the show. Of course Libra and April are acting like Keesha is their best friend.

Libra seals this deal by turning on her tears for Keesha. Guess what? It works! Seems like we saw something like this last season? Check it out.

Immediately after this teary scene, they are making plans to put up Angela and maybe backdoor Dan. It’s early, so we will have to see what comes to be.

Memphis was considered as the other one to go up on the block, next to Angela; Angela being the real target. When Memphis was approached by Keesha to put up Angela, he was not very hot on the idea.

Keesha commented earlier, Big Brother is going to make her a basket case. Now she is obsessing about getting Angela evicted. Libra is trying to play Big sister to Keesha. The love, the loyalty. Keesha, this is Big Brother 10! Take a good look around you, before you make any powerful decisions to put anyone up for eviction.